Your toaster called. It wants a firmware update.

Why should our robots listen to you?

Obeying feral cats since 2025.

Machine learning with extra attitude.

We trained our models on laser pointers and chaos.

Meow is the singularity.

Warning: may develop personality.

Because normal AI is boring.

Fetching cosmic strings and hairballs.

Contact information

Trade name: Feral Cat AI

Phone number: 8143598960

Email: charles.doebler@protonmail.com

Physical address: 735 W Lamb St, Bellefonte PA 16823, United States